"At the end of the day, a well made drink,
in the right atmosphere, will chill everyone down"
"Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows....."
"I drink only to make my friends seem interesting"
"Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind"
"Basically, I’m for anything that gets you through the night—be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniel’s"
"A theory that you can’t explain to a bartender is probably no damn good"
"You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"
"By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have, there is little else about him worth knowing"
"A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory"
"Everyone has their own path, fortunately mine leads to the liquor store."
"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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